That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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