I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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