So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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