the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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