My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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