Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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