There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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