There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
