she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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