I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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