the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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