Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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