My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
