Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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