i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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