yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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