his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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