Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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