Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This girl is more easily done than said...
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
