I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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