Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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