i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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