She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
My penis needs a shock collar
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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