how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he told me I talked like a deaf person
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
MIDGETS
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How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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