were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
