So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
