I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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