Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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