Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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