i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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