my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
