Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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