i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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