Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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