found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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