You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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