Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
