I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
