Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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