What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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