my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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