Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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