I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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