the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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