Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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