If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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