@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize