just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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