Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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