Soap is not a condiment
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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