She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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