She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i dont even know how to be here
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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